we were sitting in the living room
watching the Miss Ohio Pageant
when all of a sudden I heard
a smack at the front
and I run out and then I heard
something hit a window
here in the back and I tore round
to our driveway here and I looked
all over but I didn't see a thing
I didn't see one guy
you know you can put up with this crap
just so long then pow
somebody's gonna get it